Forced Bloggin

Hey guys. It acurred to me today as Emily was telling me so that i havenot updated my blog since the fourth. seeing as how it is ten days later I decided to update.

As most of yopu know i have and icreditably slow dail up interenet at home. So I have not been very dillagent as to update my dear dear dairy. So I'm at Emily's house right now and decided to update my blog. The picture aat the top may confuse and frigten you, however it is the most amazing picture I'm sure you'll agree. It's leaves plenty to the imagination.

Just kidding Emily has the weirdest mouse here at her house. I w3as planning on using paint and the mouse to do the advant picture myself however the mouse here is quite.... interesting. Insead of a ball to roll around on the bottom there is a ball located near your thumb with you roll around with your thumb.

As you could venture a guess I could not make any art peice with it so Emily opted to draw my advant picture for me. So there you go. : D

Last weekend I was spending my time here at home enjoying the town's Christmas events with Emily. Then I went back for a week of projectsw and a party of not getting drunk!

I swear I drank so much and I never felt anything... perhaps it was the seven peices of pizza I ate before hand that added to my not getting drunkeness.

Then I came home two days ago and am very excited for cookie baking tomorrow.

Before I left I found a very cool thing that I wanted to show you so I show you know.



I hope to update a little more often so look out for that.
Yeah I say look out for that like it's going to hit you in the head.

I hope everyone's holidays are going wonderfully, be sure to get me something! (just kidding)

Alright catch you guys later
Out

Left Brain? Or the Right one?

Today was a pretty sleep deprived day for me.
I got three hours of sleep last night. Which opposed to all of my friends here, was a lot of sleep last night.

My friend Andy got 30 mins of sleep last night so when I went to school he was fumbling around, the first thing he told me was that he had reached the imaginary plane and nothing was real anymore. His eyelids where wibble-wobbling. Like one would half close then the other would close then the first one would snap open. I told him it was like he came to school drunk. HE said something back to me... I couldn't understand it at all. That's pretty much how school was today, watching Andy in his sleepy drunken stupor.

One highlight that happened was Mikki talking to me about people messing with Beauty and the Beast. I was so tired as soon as she mentioned something about someone messing with Beauty and the beast and immediately thought of this picture. I burst out laughing, unable to contain myself. Of course I got weird looks from all my buddies around the table. Apparently she was talking about this video which is still kinda funny. I'm still kinda chuckling about it all.

We also got a tour of the animation center via the secretary. I got super pumped seeing all the cool drawings and thinking that with a little leg work I could be there. In fact I Out of the group of us who went to see it it looked like I was the only one who was as enthusiastic about it all. They all had faces on like "WTF?! How do you get this good?" I was so super pumped about it all.

Anyways the lady said something that caught my attention. She said something about how what they're looking for is people who can effectively draw real life figures. Because that knowledge transfers over to cartoon figures and the like. The thing that caught my attention was about people were either good at drawing perspective. Or real life things. I thought about that for a while and thought that I should be right brain. Seeing as how that's the creative side. However I can't help but tilt my head to the right when I think about this all.

I think I'm a left brain thinker. I mean my drawings in perspective are way more effective then my drawings of real people in real life. I can actually fake perspective fairly easily. I hardly even tried on my last perspective drawing assignment and I got a 85%, where as my most of my fellow peers who worked their butts off landed themselves a 70% or lower. Most not all.

I looked it up and I found this weird dancer. If you see it spin clockwise you're left brained, but if you see she spin counter clockwise, you're right brain. So I stared at this thing. It was spinning clockwise for sure, there was nothing that proved it could spin the other way! Then I starred at the head. When I looked back down she was spinning counter clockwise. My mind did a jump. I stared very intensely at the stupid spinning thing... but it wouldn't change. She just kept spinning counter clock wise! I looked away for a bit and then clicked back on the window. She was spinning clockwise again.

After I donno what my brain is doing at all! Waaaaah!

I've been staring at it for a while and she keeps switching back and forth! It's screwing my mind up!! Tell me, what do you guys think?

Way to sleep

So I completely forget what I did last night.

All I know is that Thursday the 11th me and my friends are planning to have a drinking party at my apartment, and Mikki is going to make us play crazy drinking games!

I'm 1/2 excited, and 1/2 scared!!
Something tells me that this cowardly lion bit isn't going to leave me alone. Oh well, i think I like that about myself.

Aside from that I don't know how long or what I did last night after midnight but I am one tired boy, let me tell you.

Anyways I have a new song stuck in my head.
I found it put to a Death Note AMV. I don't think there are any spoilers. This makes me want to see the end of Death Note.



I'm going to go to the jingle bell walk with Emily on Friday (which I'm super pumped for) but in order to get there I have to miss my Friday class, in order to get home by six o'clock. So I have to finish all of my homework tonight so I can give it to my friends to hand in for me on Friday. It's a big pain in the bum and I am procrastinating huge! I don't wanna do it all! Waaaaah! Oh well.

Oh well... it well get done at some point in time before I have to go to class tomorrow. Toodell-OOo

P.S. if you are confused by my advant picture then I'll tell you that when I opened it this morning to find a piece of chocolate I had to turn it sideways multiple time to realize that it was a tree!... I phail.

Hey! Go Away!

(This is my Christmas theme thing this year, I'm going to try to post a picture of myself with whatever I get on in chocolate advent calendar that day! Today I got a boot! Hince, me with a boot! And my reaction to it of course. I also updated yesterday to show what I got then too!)

So I must inform you of the funnest thing that happened to me today... we actually I have three stories. I'll tell you them in the order they happened.

Okay for this first story I need you to makes your best retarded person voice. That's right. As awkward and stupid sounding as possible. Okay in that same voice practice saying your name. Now say a greeting like "Hello" or "Hi". Finally practice saying "Okay". Did you say this out loud? No? Then practice! How ill you be able to understand the story I'm about to tell you unless you practice your best retard voice!!

Okay now whenever you this character I named Bobbert says anything I wan you to voice his voice in that retard voice you just practiced. Think you can do it? Alright here we go!

Andy Michelle and me were sitting down in front of our class room and we were talking to each other about whatever, having a grand'ol time and then his awkward kid (Bobbert) walks up to us and stand s right in front of us. With the stupidest smile on his face Bobbert says; "Hello".
Without missing a beat Michelle snaps back at him "Don't talk to me, leave me alone." She doesn't even look at him when she says this. Andy and I are kinda in a daze. We have no idea what's going on.
With the same stupid awkward smile on his face, not sad at all, Bobbert says: "Okay." And walks away as if nothing had just happened.

Michelle explained to us that he used to stalk her and now he stalks her in high school and now he does in college too.

The second he walked away me and Andy burst out into a fit of laughter!
Bobbert: "Hello!"
Michelle: "G'way!"
Bobbert: "Okay!"

Well... maybe that was a 'you had to be there sort of thing...
(Why does saying 'you had to be there' sound to me like I'm really saying 'I can't effectively tell you the story'?)

The second story was of what I ate last night.
I found a plate in my room from last night that had a giant glob of ketchup on it. The strange thing is I don't remember eating anything that I placed a glob of ketchup on the side. And it was in my room so it had to be me. As I was washing the dried ketchup away I was racking my brain and to this very minute I cannot think of anything in my house that I might of put ketchup to the side and eaten last night. I didn't have KD, I didn't have grilled cheese. and anything else I might of ate that had ketchup on it, the ketchup would either be on top of the thing or mixed into it. I do recall having hot dogs last night, and now I'm worried that I absentmindedly placed a giant glob of ketchup on the side of my hot dog plate for no reason. I mean I remember placing the ketchup on the bread so I don't know how it got on he side of the plate! Oh and this wasn't just a drop of ketchup on this was a LOAD of ketchup! I am seriously perplexed!

I've typed ketchup so much now I can spell it right, and it's lost all it's meaning!

My third and finally story of today is a little script I've typed out for you:

*phone rings, it startles Travis*
*He answers it*

Travis: Hello?
Telemarketer: Quanopinnit hau ueheyfg owoi weouh fuhr nnsj oais owieure aowier paper saodfihse aiio jiooldion eilkio shuiloid aeiou
Travis: What?
Telemarketer: Quanopinnit hau ueheyfg owoi weouh fuhr nnsj oais owieure aowier paper saodfihse aiio jiooldion eilkio shuiloid aeiou!!
Travis: What? I'm sorry I don't understand you at all!
Telemarketer: We're dfgukh skj uiop sdfkghdi souif woeuihoew weori soei the Toronto star, we could deliver one to you.
Travis: Oh the newspaper! Okay.
Telemarketer: Are you familiar with the Toronto star?
Travis: No not at all.
Telemarketer: Dava hoodday sir.
Travis: What?
Telemarketer: Have a good day sir!!! *click*

The story of how I got my first telemarketer call person... to hang up on me.

: )

Time to start thinking about Christmas!

I have a rule that until December first, I will not think about Christmas for enjoy any part of it what-so-ever. Whenever I hear of my friends putting up their decorations or tree in November I promptly 'BOO!' them. I also think that stores should comply with my anti-Christmas campaign. I dislike Christmas music playing in November. It was quite hard I must admit last night at about two hours to midnight. Emily was getting me riled up with Christmas memories. I've actually had a very hard time today completing my homework due to my Christmas thoughts! Now that my homework is done I think that I might listen to some Christmas themed music! I can start my chocolate calender!

!!!

My chocolate calender!! *Scurries away!*
nom nom nom Man that has good chocolate this year!
I was kinda hoping for a Lindor chocolate calender, but I supose I'll ask for that next year.

Actually I have I gift for you guys; one of the best winter related songs EVER!



There you go!!
I hope you all had a wonderful first of December!